Read down to get Cheered Up for the Day Ahead....!!! !!!
Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
And that 1 Marriage has 7777777777777 Problems….. So, Beware of Glance(s)!
Dairy Milk:
Do you know the full form of "DIARYMILK"? "Darling I Always Remember You, Meet Immediately for a Long Kiss."
That's why girls ask for DIARYMILK.
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic?
Stress is when Wife is pregnant,
Tension is when Girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when Both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother
Liar:
A man was dying because of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u'r dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch u’r mom"
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
· Too Many Questions
· Difficult to Understand
· More Explanation is Needed
· Result is always FAIL!
