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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

L E M O N J U I C E-ULTIMATE

L E M O N J U I C E

 

 

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the

 

strongest man around that they offered a Rs 10,000

 

bet. The bartender would squeeze a

 

lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand

 

the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one

 

more drop of juice out would win the money. Many

 

people like weight-lifters, wrestlers, body

 

builders, etc had tried over time, but nobody could

 

do it.

 

 

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing

 

thick glasses and a safari suit, and said in a tiny,

 

squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the

 

laughter had died down, the bartender said OK,

 

grabbed a

 

 

lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the

 

wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

 

 

But the ! crowd's laughter turned to total silence

 

as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and

 

5-6 drops fell into the glass. As the

 

crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs 10,000, and

 

asked the little man, "What do you do for a living?

 

Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

 

 

"No," replied the man.

 

 

"I work as a project manager in a software company !! "

 

J