English.. is a very funny Language - Jeepiar style

Here are some classic English sentences from the great Man *"as Spoken
English"*

# At the ground: *
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All of you stand in a straight circle. (Straight circle) There is no wind in the balloon. (balloon without air...fushhh) The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).*

# To a boy, angrily:*

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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? *

# While punishing students: *
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)* *

*# Sir at his best: *
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"*


# Sir at his best inside the Class room: *
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor* You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)*

This one is cool
"Both of u three get out of the class." * Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....* Take 5 cm wire of any length.... **

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences **...*

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats). *


At Sathyabama college day 2002:*

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy" *

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:*

"No ragging this college. *Anybody rag we arrest the police *"