Prayer before u enter your office hehe

 

THANKS TO MINISTER CHIDAMBARAM

THANKS TO MINISTER CHIDAMBARAM

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax  : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax  : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE
CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
ans :: wait we r abt to launch the funeral tax!!!

குத்திக் காட்டியது - என் தமிழ்

http://priyatamil.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/kavithai-23/

குத்திக் காட்டியது - என் தமிழ்

தாத்தாவின் மூக்குக் கண்ணாடி
கை தவறி விழும் முன் சொன்னேன்
'Sorry ' தாத்தா என்று …!

தூங்கும் போது கழுத்து வரை
போர்த்தி விடும் கருணை - தூக்கத்திலும் சொல்வேன்
'Thanks ' ம்மா என்று …!

நாளை நண்பனின் பிறந்த நாள் - இன்றே
வாழ்த்து அட்டையில் எழுதினேன்
'Happy Birthday da' என்று …!

காலையில் நாளிதழ் படிக்கும் பொழுது எதிர் வீட்டுக்காரர்
அவர் சொல்லும் முன் முந்திக் கொள்வேன்
'Good Morning Uncle' என்று …!

கோயிலில் பத்தாம் வகுப்பு சிநேகிதி கணவனுடன்
அவள் பேசும் முன் முடித்துக் கொள்வேன்
'Hai' என்று …!

மாலையில் கடற்கரையில் என்னவள் - மணலில்
அவள் விரல் பிடித்தே எழுதுவேன்
'I Love You' என்று …!

இரவில் …
வீட்டிற்கு செல்லும் வழியில் - காலை
குத்தியது முள் …
'அம்மா' என்று அலறினேன்

குத்தியது முள்ளில்லை - என்னை
குத்திக் காட்டியது - என் தமிழ்

- Courtesy : Meenakshi

A healthy perspective on wife

 

The woman in your life ... very well expressed.

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl who is as much educated as you are;

Who is earning almost as much as you do;
 

One who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements;

One who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that -- her home, people who love her -- to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name; 

One who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen;

One who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook  food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than  you;

One who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise;

One who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her a little and trust her;

One who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"

                 
           I hope you will do....
 

Age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University .

To my SMART friends..... ......... .....


        This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at HarvardUniversity.
        Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake.

        The average person can't do it!
        This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.

        1.     This is this cat
        2.     This is is cat
        3.     This is how cat
        4.     This is to cat
        5.     This is keep cat
        6.     This is a cat
        7.     This is fool cat
        8.     This is busy cat
        9.     This is for cat
        10.   This is forty cat
        11.   This is seconds cat

        Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Think before wat ur doing!

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the
Working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated
a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is
Overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..




" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"
 
This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel
strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this
son. "This guy seems to be a krack." newly married Anup whispered to his wife.





Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son
, filled with joy "see dad, how beautiful the rain is!"
 
Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.
Anup, "Cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well gets him soon to a mental asylum and don’t disturb public henceforth"
 
The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied
 
"we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he
was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision,  these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."
 
The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. What we see might just be only our understanding and that might not be true always.
 
So try to understand the problem better before taking an action. Even a small thought or a word also can harm. Don’t judge others by ur understanding. Hence, think before what ur doing!! And Have a nice day!!!

Height of Commitment

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this !" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

MORAL:
Gather all resources(requirements) before working on any project and committing to the client...!!!

How children think of there dad at different ages

My Dad is Great
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~

How children think of there dad at different ages :

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.

At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.

At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years
Oh! It's becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mom puts up
with him.

At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father
when I was young.

At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage
a single son.

At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is
one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 Years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st
stage!

Indian Budget 2008 - Tax Increase!!

P.Chidambaram  vs Kattabomban

 

	Neer than salaried Professional Employee ' oooo....
Neer than P. Chidambaramoo. .......
	Ithuvarai varudam Rs. 2500 seluthi vanda Professional Tax i inimale varudam Rs.7500, athavathu matham Rs.625 Vari arasuku selutha vaendum.....
vari, vatti, kisthi, thirai... Yaarai ketkirai vari... Etharkku ketkirai vari.. bug pozhikirathu. . Revenue vilaigirathu. . Unakken katta vendum vari. Projects kuvigirathu varumanam varugirathu Unakken Katta vendum vatti Engalodu Supportukku vanthayaa? Bug fix pannaaya? documentation seidhaaya ? Allathu, konji vilayadum engall bench ill ullavargalukku Training than koduthayaa? Clienta? Project managera? Maanagettavaney. ..

[SMS] Validity

Anbanavarkalukku Vanakkam!!!

Ungal anbin validity kurainthu konde pogiradhu
Thayavu seithu oru SMS anupi
unkal anbai recharge seiyavum...

- eppadiku
Heart Beat

[SMS] Greater

Sacrifice is greater than love,
Character is greater than beauty,
Humanity is greater than wealth,
But nothing is greater than True Friendship.

[SMS] Ethai kaatum

Amma'vin kaigal 'Anbai' kaatum

Appa'vin kaigal 'Vaazvai kaatum

Nanban'in kaigal 'Figure'i kaatum

Antha Figure'in kaigal'o Tata kaatum

(tamil, fwd SMS)

[SMS] Friendship

Friendship loosa irruntha
correct pannikalam,

But friend'e loosa irruntha
enna panndrathu???

-by loosu friend vaithukondu thavippor sangam

[SMS] Oru oorla

A Small story....

Oru oorla singam, puli, kurangu irrunthudam,

Singam MBBS padikuthu

Puli B.Com padikuthu

Kurangu ippo SMS padikuthu

[SMS] yaarukku theriyum

Naan uyirodu irruppathu ellorukkum theriyum,
Aanaal en uyir unnodu irruppathu yaarukku theriyum?
Unnai thaveera!!!

- ~om~

[SMS] Pure

Tree gives pure Air,
Sun gives pure Light,
Experience gives pure Knowledge,
but only
Friendship gives pure Heart

[SMS] Parisu

Megam kodukum parisu, Mazai
Katru kodukum parisu, Oxygen
Malar kodukum parisu, Manam
Kadavul kodutha parisu, Neengal matrum nam natpu
Naengal kodutha parisu, ungal anbu

[SMS] Happy Birthday

No greeting card to give!
No sweet flowers to send!
No cute graphics to forward!
Just a loving heart saying
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU'

[SMS] Irrukkatum

Face fulla smile irrukkatum,
Life fulla jolly irrukkatum,
Pocket fulla money irrukkatum,
But Manasula oru oorama
Intha friend ninaipu irrukkatum.

Sachin Tendulkar.....Facts for those who say his hundreds are for a losing cause

When many people say how many of Sachin's hundreds have come for a winning cause,Here is analysis of each of those centuries he scored when INDIA lost and reason why it went in vain.

Out of the 41 hundreds, 11 hundreds have gone in vain.


1. 137 off 137 (Strike rate 100) balls Vs SriLanka at Delhi in 1996 World Cup.
India scored 271/3 in 50 overs. The only other 50 score was from Azhar. SL made 272 in 48.4 overs. Manoj Prabhakar had 4-0-47-0. He also opened in the innings and scored 7 of 36 balls.

2. 100 of 111 Balls Vs Pak in Singapore- Apr 96.
India 226 all out in 47.1 overs, When Sachin was out score was 186/4 (We cant blame because next 3 are match fixtures) . Pak had a reduced target of 187 from 33 overs.

3. 110 of 138 Balls (Slower but...) vs Sri Lanka In Colombo - Aug 96.
Again India 226 for 5 in 50 overs, Only other 50 score from Azhar (58 of 99 balls !!!) .Sachin has also bowled 6-0-29-1 , the second most economical bowler and the only wicket taker (SL were 230/1 in 44.2 ) of the match next to Srinath. 7 bowlers were used by Azhar.

4. 143 of 131 Balls (!!!) Vs Aus at Sharjah, Apr 1998.
This was chasing under lights. The qualifying match before the final. The whole world knows about this match. Still one interesting point, when Sachin was out India were 242 at 5 at 43 overs. Target was 276 in 46. Still India finished at 250/5 scoring just 8 of the next 3 overs. Great performance by Laxman and Kanithkar indeed.

5. 101 of 140 Balls against SL at Sharjah in Oct 2000.
Indian score was 224/8 in 50 overs. (No other 50 score) . SL got 225/5 in 43.5; Sachin also bowled 5-0-22-0, better economy rate than everyone except Srinath.

6. 146 of 153 Balls against Zimbabwe at Jodhpur - December 2000 (Game of Dougla Mariliar)
India made 283 / 8 in 50 overs. Sachin was the last man to be dismissed , score was 235/8 at 46.3 overs when he was out. Agarkar and Zaheer Khan propelled India to 283 in the last 3.3 overs. When Sachin has scored 146 of 235 in 46.3 overs, you can guess what the other 8 great batsmen were doing against the World class Zimbabwe
Zim got 284/9 in 49.5 overs. Kumble bowled the last over. Sachin also got attack. Second Highest scorer was Zaheer Khan with 32.6-0-35-1

7. 101 of 129 Balls Vs SA at Johannesburg - Oct 2001
India got 279/5 in 50, Ganguly made 127 of 126 balls. When Ganguly got out, the score was 193-1 in 35.2 overs. Sachin was the last man to get out at 263. SA got 280 in 48.4 overs. Sachin bowled 9-0-51-0, second best in economy rate next only to Agarkar (10-0-45-1)

8. 141 of 135 balls Vs Pak at Rawalpindi, March 2004
India was chasing 329 and was 317 all out in 48.4 overs, 8 balls to spare. No other batsman made even a 50 (when chasing 300 ) and when Sachin was out, India were 245-4 in 38.4 overs. They needed 85 from 68 balls with 6 wickets in hand.

9. 123 of 130 Balls vs Pak at Ahmedabad, April 2005.
India made 315/6 in 48 overs (48 over match), again no other 50 score. Second highest was Dhoni 47 of 64 balls, (third highest was extras - 39). Pak made 319 in 48 overs. The three quicks (Balaji, Nehra and Khan went for 188 runs from 26 overs between them taking only 2 wickets). Sachin bowled 6-0-36-1. No Harbhajan and no Kumble.

10. 100 of 113 Balls Vs Pak at Peshawar, Feb-2006.
India were 328 all out in 49.4 overs. Pathan and Dhoni got 60 each. When Sachin was out when India were 305-5 in 45 overs. Managed only 23 in the last 5 overs.Pak scored 311/7 in 47 overs and won by D/L method. Could have been anybody's game. Sachin did not bowl.

11. 141* of 148 balls vs WI at Malaysia.
India made 309 /5 in 50 overs. Sachin was not out. Pathan was the only other 50 scorer. WI made 141/2 in 20 overs and won by D/L method. Again could have been anybody's game.

In the other 31 instances India has won 30 times and once there was no result.
Now, please think again when you say sachin's 100s were in the losing cause and that he is not a team player. It is a fact that for the entire 90's India played International cricket with 1 PLAYER and 10 JOKERS.