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Friday, March 27, 2009

Job vacancy....


Mother



When I came drenched in the rain,

My brother asked "Why don't you take an umbrella with you?"

My sister asked "You could have waited until it stopped?"

My Dad angrily said "Only after catching cold, you will realize."

 


But my MOTHER,  as she was drying my hair with her saree, was shouting
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not at me  But at the RAIN
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hexaware Situation - Recession


We do not have plans to retrench people, but we will create a 'virtual

 bench' which will comprise around 350 people who are currently non-billable.  Since there are no immediate billable opportunities for  them, we plan to retain them in the organization giving them time off  to improve their skills and get re-trained in skills which are in  higher demand. While these employees need not report to work, the  Company will give them a compensation equivalent to 50% of their basic  salary (total pay will be 20% of the gross salary). The virtual bench  will be implemented with immediate effect and it will be reviewed at  periodic intervals, so that the organization can explore opportunities  to absorb them as needed back into the mainstream. These employees  will continue to receive retirals (provident fund and gratuity) and  hospitalization insurance and life cover from the Company and their  service continuity will be protected as well.

 

 

We are also implementing a salary cut for our employees above certain levels across the organization. The salary reduction for Hexaware will range between 5 10 % and will be effective April 2009. The salaries of

employees at the entry level to employees up to G3 will not be  impacted while the senior most employees will be subject to a higher percentage cut. In India, grades G2/S2 and G3/S3 will not be affected, G4/S4 and G5/S5 will have a 5% cut, G6/S6 to G10/S10 will get a 8% cut and G11 and above  will be subject to a 10% cut.  All non- India employees will get a 5% salary reduction subject to local regulations. The salary reduction for Caliber Point will range between 2 5 % and will also be effective April 2009. At Caliber Point, all grades below C6, D7 and O7 will not be affected. Grades C6-C7, D7-D8 and O7-O8 will get a 2% reduction, grades C8-C11, D9-D13 and O9-O13 will get a 3% reduction and grades C12, D14, O14 and above will  get a 5 % reduction

 

 

As a result, the salaries of 40% of the total employees will be  unaffected. The entire situation will be reviewed at regular intervals. The annual performance appraisal process will take place like in the past. We  will continue focused competency development and training and re-skilling opportunities like before. Each of you will individually receive a revised compensation letter from HR shortly. Feel free to talk to your HR business partners for any further queries.

 

 

 


Monday, March 16, 2009

Blood Clots/Stroke - A little Information CAN SAVE

INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW........................

 


B
lood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue

 

 


cid:1.3220215299@web95214.mail.in2.yahoo.com

STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.

My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.


If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks

Seriously..


Please read:



STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.


They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening


Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.


It only takes a minute to read this...


A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.


RECOGNIZING A STROKE


Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!


Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.


Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:


S *
Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *
Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
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*Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue

NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other, that is also an indication of a stroke.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

I have done my part. Will you?
cid:2.3220215301@web95214.mail.in2.yahoo.com 





Sunday, March 15, 2009

40 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work



 
 

Sent to you by sa.dhana via Google Reader:

 
 

via PraveenGR by praveen.rajshekhar@gmail.com (PraveenGR) on 3/10/09


40 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work
  1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
  2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
  3. How about never? Is never good for you?
  4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
  6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
  8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
  10. Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
  11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
  12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
  14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
  20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
  21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
  22. Yes, in fact I AM an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
  23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be….?
  24. Do I look like a people person?
  25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
  27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
  33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
  34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
  35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
  37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
  39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
  40. Oh I get it…like humor…but different.

 
 

Things you can do from here:

 
 

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Positive Attitude

Success without a positive attitude is called luck. Success with a positive attitude is called achievement. Be an achiever always.

A blind man was begging on side of Newyork Street with a board written " I am blind please help me"
Once a guy passing that side saw him. He took his board and wrote some thing. From that time the blind man got heavy collection. Can you guess what he wrote? He wrote "To day is a beautiful day but I can't see it"

Moral: The way you can express, will change many things…


Even a correct decision is wrong when it was taken too late….
So do not delay to take decisions which turns your life….

Women in Men’s Life..

Women in Men's Life..
I was born, a woman was there to hold me…….. My Mother
I grew as a child, a woman was there to care for me…….My Sister
I went to a school, a woman was there to help me learn….. My Teacher
I became depressed, whenever I lost. A woman was there to offer a shoulder …. My Wife
I became tough, A woman was there to melt me…… My daughter
I am dying, a woman is there to absorb me in……My Mother Land
If you are a man, value every Woman…..

If you happen to be a woman………………..

................................................................................................................Don't behave like a devil